This TMI Tuesday let’s play sexy fill-in the blanks.
1. If my sex life were a film, it would be rated _____ .
My life would be rated “Not Rated” — because you can’t show what we do on a theater screen, so you’d only see me in the not rated second DVD to watch at your own risk.
2. I got a body for lovin’ and a face for kissin’ .
3. It’s extremely sexy when a guy/girl ____ .
When a guy wraps his arms around me, flexes muscular arms, laughs really hard at my jokes, lets his face express his pleasure from what I’m doing to him.
When a girl giggles at me, looks right into my eyes, grabs my hand.
4. Doing almost anything naked makes me feel comfortable in my own skin. Clothes make me feel more self conscious.
5. In the morning, I am always _____ .
in the mood to be pampered with breakfast.
6. I would love to have sex in the rain .
Bonus: Roses are ____ , Violets are ____ , YOU CREATE THE REST OF THE POEM
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You’re about to get fisted
Roses are velvet,
Violets are comely,
Spank my ass
Until I’m emotionally crumbly.
(PS – I love the example poem! Whoever wrote that… you know I like to be fisted, right?)
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Happy TMI Tuesday!